18 December 2007

Kalyana saapadu

While many of us know that prashanth has a bachelor's degree in engineering, what we do not know is that he has a master's in wedding crashing. During his college days, the last week of every month was a week of empty wallets and grand dreams about the impending big cheque that his dad sent at the beginning of the month. This was the time when the master set out exhibiting his expertise.

Here is an excerpt from prashanth on the do's and dont's of wedding crashing.

- ALWAYS wears your best clothes when you crash weddings.
- Know the bride's and the groom's names
- NEVER crashing the same wedding hall more than thrice a year.
- NEVER go in gangs. Split yourself into groups. If you have many friends, enter in intervals of 15 minutes.
- Confidence is the key. Smile at the lady at the reception and feel free to pick a few toffees from her table.
- NEVER acknowledge your friends at the wedding. They are a nobody to you there.
- DO NOT stare at people.
- Go to the dais and shake hands with the couple and but NEVER pose for photographs.
- STOP staring at the ladies; ESPECIALLY the bride.
- NEVER linger in the hall for a long time. pick up your toffees, sit in a mid row until you have munched all your toffees, go up to the groom and bride, shake hands and head straight to the dining place. Once the job is done, make a move.
- If all is well, ask the beautiful lady at the reception if you could take her place while she went to eat her dinner.
- NEVER feel frightened when caught and always be prepared for a sprint.

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