can't pee under pressure

"You have not posted anything for over a month now." I was not surprised when my one loyal follower asked me. Yeah! Apparently I have had someone follow my blog. That was exciting. But even more exciting was when another one said the same thing. And another, and another. And slowing the excitement marched away and in place was an unsettling eerie thought that I had to account for all these people. I know I don't have an obligation to write for anyone but I was once an avid reader of pagalak's blog where he was spinning a beautiful story (part 1, part 2, part 3) which he suddenly stopped and got married. It has been two years since then and I still longingly visit his blog with that little glimmer of hope that one day he will complete the story.

I don't compare my posts to his stories. My posts are neither heart rendering or thought provoking. But my posts were regular. And regular things take people's time and space that their presence is never really acknowledged but their absence is almost strongly felt. Just as how I have to open my gmail account every two hours to delete the only 5 spam messages I would have received in the last two hours but feel very dejected when the spam filter does a very good job on one given day.

But now with fingers pointed at me and echoes of 'where is my trash' ringing full and long on both ears I am under extreme pressure that the head does not spin any more junk and my fingers run to the delete button as soon as I muster to write a sentence or two. It is like, however hard you memorise the poem the previous night, when the teacher's polished cane points at you, all verses melt and flow out of the brain like raindrops seeking the sea.

Raindrops seeking the sea. That is a lousy similie. See, that is what pressure does and I am clearly wilting under pressure. But do you guys remember that girl who was in our batch and whose name was or is similie?

And to add salt to my wounds there was someone who has read some of my scribblings from a time when to write was to pick up a pen and draw impressions of what can achieved by the click of a button these days said that my writing lacks the passion from those days. Believe me, I am trying, it is just that the girls don't really get it.

To conclude, I am self-diagnosing that I have a writer's block. It is just that it is a big heavy block and someone has slammed it right onto my knuckles.

p.s. : The title ought to be 'can't pen under pressure', but you see, I am also afflicted by a very common attention mongering syndrome and vulgarity buys a lot of attention. It is also easy to tap 'e' twice then to search for an 'n' at the other end of the keyboard.