It is a bad idea to spend New Year's eve with a bunch of strangers in an unknown watering hole and in an unknown country. Do not expect any positive turn of events when you are blurry brained by 9pm. But if you have those rare genes to stand up against any amount of brain-wipe, things can get worse. It is a social stigma to be born with sticky feet and even the least attractive of all female species can turn you down on the dance floor. There is a reason why people queue in front of cash machines before a long night of brain damage. You may find out why on another sober Saturday afternoon. Bartenders leave for home at 4AM and bouncers are capable of bouncing you out of a pub. It is not in a bouncer's job description to hire a cab for you. Your bank balance can crash to a scary single digit number and you may walk around the road asking passer-bys for a 5p on New Year's day.
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Speaking from experience?
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