If
I were to offer one advice to candidates invited to interview for a place in a
MBA programme, this is it: Do not drink a mug of Hot Chocolate 5 minutes before
an interview.
If you did, you might as
well abandon your interview and instead audition for Bawwy Kwipkee in The Big Bang Theory. There is a reason why Hot Chocolate is called ‘Hot’ Chocolate.
As
I sat precariously on a sofa, waiting to be called for the interview, my
primary concern was for the buttons on the suit that I had cobbled up to not
pop. I could see the other interviewees
either rushing through the stacks of paper they had brought with them or
reciting their pitches to their wives and girlfriends. Soon, peer pressure
caught on and I had a compulsive need to pretend to be busy. I checked Facebook
once again and realised that I do not have many interesting friends. So I picked up the only newspaper on the
coffee table - The Wall Street Journal. I
had never seen a paper edition of the Wall Street Journal before. To my surprise, I found out that they don’t
do sports on the last page or have pictures of skimpily clad women on the
second page. Before I could flick
through the other pages to check if they atleast did Calvin and Hobbes I was
ushered to yet another waiting area.
We
have two things in common. The essay on your career plan is an area I have a
lot of experience in and I am a Physicist too!
Life,
ye cynical misanthrope
Thy
laugheth at me
At
my gullibility and misery
The
interview lasted for over an hour and half and the conversations will quietly
find its way into my big book of secrets.
So
what is the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything?
42
I
started my application process on the 1st of March 2013. In exactly 42 days, I received an email from
the London Business School
that I have been offered a place in its Executive MBA programme.
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