Kiran in Kashmir

For a while now, I have been writing just about myself. That was because I was trying to mind my own business. But now, Kiran is going to Kashmir and what a waste this blog would be if I didn't let the world know that Kiran will be in Kashmir.

So why is Kiran going to Kashmir? Because Kiran wants to go and live in Australia. While many may wonder what madness prompted him to travel from Kerala to Kashmir to reach Australia, those who are familiar with Kiran will understand that there will be some method in his madness.

Kiran always looks to follow someone in life. For example, in exams, he tries to write the exact same answers as the person in front of him. So now he wanted to find someone who had recently relocated abroad and do the same things he/she did that took him or her out of the country.

I was one of them. So he decided to study all the things I did in the last one year before I left. The thing that stuck to him most was my road trip to Goa earlier in the year. He knew that a road trip to Goa will take him to England, so he wanted to go somewhere far enough to be ensured to go to Australia. The farthest he could imagine was Kashmir. So Kiran is roadtripping to Kashmir.

Kashmir always brought a nationalistic fervour in Kiran. So he wanted to travel to Kashmir in a way that will tell the world he is a Mallu. So Kiran is hiring an Omni; one way. On his way back he plans to glide down to India Gate in New Delhi with his umbrella. Reasons later.

On the way to Kashmir, he is also dropping in at Sivakasi to pick up as many fire crackers as he can. He is tired of cowering at every person who has a back pack since the Bombay shootout. So he plans to single-handedly destroy all the terrorists in Kashmir with the fire crackers. He has watched Gadar 5 times and so has adequate knowledge to single-handedly finish the job.

Kiran has also seen many English movies as backup for Plan B. In these movies, the victorious soldiers always parachuted to the city; which is why he wants to glide down to India Gate with his umbrella for his Param Vir Chakra. He has not found any place yet that sells cheap parachutes. So if you know of some place in Kerala, please contact Kiran and help him in his nationalistic cause.

But something was missing in the whole plan. If Kiran wanted to go to Australia, Nitin will also want to go to Australia; ofcourse without incurring any cost to himself. So I rang up Nitin and asked him what he was upto. He is removing the spare tyre in the Omni's boot and coiling in instead.